Bathroom stalls for the powdered nose -she loves-
High heel shoes with the open toes -she loves-
She's got a good time wrapped in gold -she loves-
For you, for you
All red dress with the devil eyes -she loves-
So obsessed with the camera lights -she loves-
You love her, but you can't deny -she loves-
The truth, the truth

She loves everybody
Can't you tell by the signs?
She loves everybody
She gets off all the time
It's a dark philosophy
And it haunts her constantly
She's a false alarm to me
She's a false alarm

False alarm -hey, hey, hey, hey-
(bis x5)

Six inch long
About three inch wide 
-She loves-
Dollar, dollar bill is her only type -she loves-
You love her but you can't deny the truth -she loves-
The one
Diamonds and the rings are her fantasy -she loves-
She chase hearts with the Hennessy -she loves-
You love her, but you can't deny the one 
-She loves-

She loves everybody
Can't you tell by the signs?
She loves everybody
She gets off all the time
It's a dark philosophy
And it haunts her constantly
She's a false alarm to me
She's a false alarm

False alarm -hey, hey, hey, hey-
(bis x5)

She always leaves the man she loves
But the diamonds are forever
She always seems to be alone
But the diamonds make it better

False alarm -hey, hey, hey, hey-
(bis x5)